Hey bloggers..Happy Friday...
Right now im packn my clothes right now, im tired and i wanna go to sleep. Im going to Atlanta today, my flight leaves at 1:29pm..Me and a couple of my friends are on the same flight this should be interesting. This is my first time going to an out of state gay event and im scared as hell lol...Im told ATL is the place to be this MLK weekend so ima give it a try. I told my mom I was going to DC, im shook right now due to that dam plane crashing into the hudson river. The last thing I wanna do is be on a plane and crash an have my parents thinking im somewhere else and im not. Ill try to take pics. I heard EVE is suppose to be performing and we suppose to see Notorious today. Im getting excited as I type. Pray for me yall.
Ill holla..for those of you in the atlanta area..hit the kid up xavion20@gmail.com
Please say a lil prayer for my boy "Q". he has been missing for over a week now. The way things are looking we dont think hes still with us. Live,Love, Laugh and No Regrets. Life is too short.
X
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Friday, January 2, 2009
Happy New Year,New Beginnings and Happy Endings
Hey blogger family, Yall just dont know how bad i been wanting to blog. I just havent felt like typing shit on this dam labtop lol. It be having its moments. Well first let me say Happy Mothefuckn New Years..and Merry Belated Christmas LMAO..
I spent christmas with my family and friends...I lost my keys on Christmas Eve...I've been on vacation from work damn near the whole month of december, I go back Monday 1/5/09...i'm actually excited, we all know that changes once 2hrs go by and u start wishing u were still in the dam bed.
New Years Eve was a blast....I attended Mr Briggs party at a bangn ass Penthouse Loft in Long Island, shot out to Derrick for the invite. Shout out to my crew for the nite (Turek, Ty and Mike sexy ass). I'll post pics later when i get my copies...As usual I was drunk as hell lol.
I'll be attending MLK weekend in ATL within the next 2 weeks, all my down south folks make sure u show us some southern hospitality dammit.... I know Norris is too thru with me. I was suppose to get up with him last weekend/ New Years..Sorry buddy, ill make it up to ya.
I cut off alot of friends as of thursday and a nigga dont even feel bad, umm should I lol..nawwwwwwwwwwwwwww lmao...
Me and Oregon are doing fine...Me and ol gurl are still chilln etc...
So I say my blogger family HAPPY NEW YEAR, NEW BIGINNINGS AND HAPPY ENDINGS.
I'll be blogging more since my black ass will be back to work monday. I'm lazy sue me lmao
Happy Friday People....Until Next Time
Friday, December 12, 2008
Pick-Up Lines (Funnies)
If you ever used these. You should be shot LMAO.
1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
Well...I'm going to my company Christmas Party today at 12:30pm..Dont ask why its at 12:30..It just is dammit.., but its from 12:30 till 6pm. All I know is I'll be sipn on free drinks and eating a full course meal. I think ima have the salmon this year, I always eat the chicken. I think I'm going to stay my black ass in the house this weekend, Wait what am I talking about me shawn and Mark hitting up Ikea saturday morning...EARLY. So much for trying to sleep in lol
Happy Friday peopleeeee
1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
Well...I'm going to my company Christmas Party today at 12:30pm..Dont ask why its at 12:30..It just is dammit.., but its from 12:30 till 6pm. All I know is I'll be sipn on free drinks and eating a full course meal. I think ima have the salmon this year, I always eat the chicken. I think I'm going to stay my black ass in the house this weekend, Wait what am I talking about me shawn and Mark hitting up Ikea saturday morning...EARLY. So much for trying to sleep in lol
Happy Friday peopleeeee
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Ask Me Anything (Answers)
Happy Friday.................Here we go. I answered the questions in order.
Jerzee Reality:
Wuts ur ultimate fantasy? a dude and a female at the same time and watch him eat her pussy and her suckn his dick and then bang both of them out and nut on both they lips
Wuts the most romantic thing u've done, wanted to do, and/or have done to u? Feed somebody breakfast in bed.
Who do u wanna slap the shit out of at work lol? this chinese bitch in the cubicle next to me, she slurpn the hell out this dam tea she drinkn
Where do u wanna b in let's say....ummm 5 years from now? down south in my own house enjoyn life
Shawnqt:
1) What quality would you want out of each of your friends for yourself? Shawns creativity, Omar J. sense of humor, Omar R. vocabulary
2) What really is the relationship like with you and your father? its weak as hell and i dont like him and he needs to stop tryn 2 b my new best friend, like shit is all couchee crunch...no sir
3) If you wanted a new hobby, what would it be? Volunteer work
4) What habits do you think you stopped doing that u had a year ago? stoped being a whore and trying to fuck everthing that catches my eye.
5) What do u think is the gayest thing you have done? Went to support a former friend in becoming Mr Gay New Jersey...(i was scared as hell)LOL
6) After seeing me in Drag, did it change your view on it a little bit? Nah I loved u the same...it really looked like a costume...and it was fuckn hilarious.
7) Do you think your just as sexual as you was a year ago? nah i wish ..cuz i havent had sex in a while and i need sex..im so fuckn sick of xtube and nubian101..my fuckn hand gone fall off.
8) What is the first thing ur going to do with ur new comp?
webcam with......
9) Do you really think u will be a good boyfriend? Why? yes i do feel i would be/am...i feel i have all the qualitys that a male or female would want..
10) Name 3 pet peeves!...1. people that dont pick up there feet. 2. people that pop there gum. 3. people that talk over me
Nobody not Really:
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? being gay...sorry..its stressful
Acoustic Soul:
1) What is your most favorite Janet Jackson CD? Damita Jo
2) What are your 5 most favorite songs of ALL TIME? PYT- micheal jackson, Cant you see - Total, If You love me - Brownstone, Juicy - Biggie, Be With Out You (My Life album)- MJB
5) Changing Faces or Kut Klose? Changing Faces
6) Justin Timberlake or Robin Thicke? Robin Thicke
7) What's your favorite TV show and why? Law & Order (SVU and the Original)....I love crime dramas.
8) Why do you blog? i blog to vent and i like sharing my issues and knowning there are others like me that go thru the same thing.
9) Boxers or Briefs? Ummmm i freeball just about 24/7...maybe thats why my dick is always hard at work, but if and when i have to were them ...I wear boxer briefs (H & M perferably)
10) If you found $10,000, would you tithe 10%? Didnt understand this question! Clarify please lol sorry
Thegatekeeper:
WHAT IS YOUR DEEPEST FEAR? My parents finding out about my sexuality and being disowned by my sibilings.
Jersey Brotha:
1. What do you consider your greatest accomplishment thus far in your life? Making it this far without a college degree in a career I love...
2. Do you have any regrets? If so, what? Honestly Ikinda dont have any regrets..things in life happen for a reson, you just have to roll with the punches.
3. What are some things you like about yourself, and what are some things you dislike about yourself? I dont know what i like about myself..honestly..that was sucha conceeded question lol...but i dont like that i dont know how to say NO to people im always willing to give.
Mr. Jones:
1) If there was a pill that would make you not like boys anymore, would you take it and would you give everything you own to pay for it? Yes I would and i'd give everything i owned for it..sorry its the truth
2) If you could afford any plastic surgery in the world, what would you have worked on? my stomache, I heard you could sculpt ur abs.
3) If you didn't live in Newark, where in the world would you live?I would live in California...and I dont live in newark lol...thats essex county i live in union county big difference lol
4) If you could be anything in the world, what would you be? My dream job was to work on Wall street trading stocks but the way the economy is right now...fuck that shit lol
5) When having your ass eaten, what makes you squirm? Lol when someone stimulates my ass muscle with there tounge in a certain motion.
6) Speaking of sex, what, in your opinion, is ur sexual 'thing' or best attribute? I would say my tounge..ive been told i can eat some good ass/pussy
7) If you had to watch one tv show for the rest of ur life, which show would it be?
Law & Order babbbbbyyyyy all the way...
8) If you had the opportunity to, would you do gay porn? Straight porn? I've actually recorded me and my shorty having sex before...I love porn lol and i would never do commercial gay porn...but i would do straight porn
9) Assuming you're into sports, what athlete would you do if you could? (If you aren't into sports, pick any celebrity.) Daunte Culpepper...OMG this man has a fuckn ass to die for...he got a dunk and its nice and yellow..id eat it all day long lol
10) When you're 50, do you see yourself with a man or a woman? Hopefully a woman and married..if not ill be alone...dont see myself in the life that long.
Rocafella07:
Ummmm...Whats the one thing you absolutly HAVE to do, before the year is over?? Make a trip to Oregon lol
Deonte'K:
If you could,what's the one thing you would change about yourself if there is anything? I wouldnt change anything really except my sexuality..but i guess thats what makes me who i am..
PRIMO:
What was your first sexual Experience Like with a guy? [Details?] Hmmm i was very uncomfortable and it was unwanted....enough said if you want to know the full story email me pimpn...
Fuzzy:
ummm what makes you happy as a man? i mean really, really happy? I love waking up in the morning as a man of color and lookn GQ and working a nine to five and doing what i do best. which is giving 100%
what do you want out of life? Love, Privacy, Money, Happiness
if you tell someone something in confidence, and they tell someone else, breaking that confidentiality and trust, what would you do? I would confront the person and have a civil conversation.
how many friends do you have? think carefully of what a friend actually is! no names required! I have 7 true friends that I hold dear to me and they know who they are no names required..some blog, some dont
in a few previous posts you declared your bisexuality. if you're dating a dude, would you ever move in as his longterm domestic partner/lover/husband? Thats a big step..im on the fence with this question...but for now NO giving the whole closet case aspect of it..that would not fly with my family lol
lastly, if you could be carefree, with no other responsibilities or consequences, for 1 day, name one thing you would do that you might of normally chose not do. Go out with a dude to a local movie theatre or restaurant and not care who sees...I tend to travel far when it comes to takn a dude out. like out of state lol NYC perferably...i know ..sad rite lol
Q:
Are you a pleaser, or do you like to be pleased...? Man i like it all..Im a freak and i let that be known from the door lol
MIley Cyrus or the cast of High School Musical...? ummmmm niether. lol Maybe Miley
Thanks for the questions and sorry I took long to answer. I'm on vacation chillin. I hope you all had a good thanksgiving and be safe traveling this weekend....Can I just say..I am ADDICTED TO XTUBE...Does anybody own a FLESHLIGHT..OMG lol
Until Next Time........................
Throwback....Two Tons of Fun...I know yall know this song...This is my jam...I need a drink and a 2 step right now lol
Jerzee Reality:
Wuts ur ultimate fantasy? a dude and a female at the same time and watch him eat her pussy and her suckn his dick and then bang both of them out and nut on both they lips
Wuts the most romantic thing u've done, wanted to do, and/or have done to u? Feed somebody breakfast in bed.
Who do u wanna slap the shit out of at work lol? this chinese bitch in the cubicle next to me, she slurpn the hell out this dam tea she drinkn
Where do u wanna b in let's say....ummm 5 years from now? down south in my own house enjoyn life
Shawnqt:
1) What quality would you want out of each of your friends for yourself? Shawns creativity, Omar J. sense of humor, Omar R. vocabulary
2) What really is the relationship like with you and your father? its weak as hell and i dont like him and he needs to stop tryn 2 b my new best friend, like shit is all couchee crunch...no sir
3) If you wanted a new hobby, what would it be? Volunteer work
4) What habits do you think you stopped doing that u had a year ago? stoped being a whore and trying to fuck everthing that catches my eye.
5) What do u think is the gayest thing you have done? Went to support a former friend in becoming Mr Gay New Jersey...(i was scared as hell)LOL
6) After seeing me in Drag, did it change your view on it a little bit? Nah I loved u the same...it really looked like a costume...and it was fuckn hilarious.
7) Do you think your just as sexual as you was a year ago? nah i wish ..cuz i havent had sex in a while and i need sex..im so fuckn sick of xtube and nubian101..my fuckn hand gone fall off.
8) What is the first thing ur going to do with ur new comp?
webcam with......
9) Do you really think u will be a good boyfriend? Why? yes i do feel i would be/am...i feel i have all the qualitys that a male or female would want..
10) Name 3 pet peeves!...1. people that dont pick up there feet. 2. people that pop there gum. 3. people that talk over me
Nobody not Really:
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? being gay...sorry..its stressful
Acoustic Soul:
1) What is your most favorite Janet Jackson CD? Damita Jo
2) What are your 5 most favorite songs of ALL TIME? PYT- micheal jackson, Cant you see - Total, If You love me - Brownstone, Juicy - Biggie, Be With Out You (My Life album)- MJB
5) Changing Faces or Kut Klose? Changing Faces
6) Justin Timberlake or Robin Thicke? Robin Thicke
7) What's your favorite TV show and why? Law & Order (SVU and the Original)....I love crime dramas.
8) Why do you blog? i blog to vent and i like sharing my issues and knowning there are others like me that go thru the same thing.
9) Boxers or Briefs? Ummmm i freeball just about 24/7...maybe thats why my dick is always hard at work, but if and when i have to were them ...I wear boxer briefs (H & M perferably)
10) If you found $10,000, would you tithe 10%? Didnt understand this question! Clarify please lol sorry
Thegatekeeper:
WHAT IS YOUR DEEPEST FEAR? My parents finding out about my sexuality and being disowned by my sibilings.
Jersey Brotha:
1. What do you consider your greatest accomplishment thus far in your life? Making it this far without a college degree in a career I love...
2. Do you have any regrets? If so, what? Honestly Ikinda dont have any regrets..things in life happen for a reson, you just have to roll with the punches.
3. What are some things you like about yourself, and what are some things you dislike about yourself? I dont know what i like about myself..honestly..that was sucha conceeded question lol...but i dont like that i dont know how to say NO to people im always willing to give.
Mr. Jones:
1) If there was a pill that would make you not like boys anymore, would you take it and would you give everything you own to pay for it? Yes I would and i'd give everything i owned for it..sorry its the truth
2) If you could afford any plastic surgery in the world, what would you have worked on? my stomache, I heard you could sculpt ur abs.
3) If you didn't live in Newark, where in the world would you live?I would live in California...and I dont live in newark lol...thats essex county i live in union county big difference lol
4) If you could be anything in the world, what would you be? My dream job was to work on Wall street trading stocks but the way the economy is right now...fuck that shit lol
5) When having your ass eaten, what makes you squirm? Lol when someone stimulates my ass muscle with there tounge in a certain motion.
6) Speaking of sex, what, in your opinion, is ur sexual 'thing' or best attribute? I would say my tounge..ive been told i can eat some good ass/pussy
7) If you had to watch one tv show for the rest of ur life, which show would it be?
Law & Order babbbbbyyyyy all the way...
8) If you had the opportunity to, would you do gay porn? Straight porn? I've actually recorded me and my shorty having sex before...I love porn lol and i would never do commercial gay porn...but i would do straight porn
9) Assuming you're into sports, what athlete would you do if you could? (If you aren't into sports, pick any celebrity.) Daunte Culpepper...OMG this man has a fuckn ass to die for...he got a dunk and its nice and yellow..id eat it all day long lol
10) When you're 50, do you see yourself with a man or a woman? Hopefully a woman and married..if not ill be alone...dont see myself in the life that long.
Rocafella07:
Ummmm...Whats the one thing you absolutly HAVE to do, before the year is over?? Make a trip to Oregon lol
Deonte'K:
If you could,what's the one thing you would change about yourself if there is anything? I wouldnt change anything really except my sexuality..but i guess thats what makes me who i am..
PRIMO:
What was your first sexual Experience Like with a guy? [Details?] Hmmm i was very uncomfortable and it was unwanted....enough said if you want to know the full story email me pimpn...
Fuzzy:
ummm what makes you happy as a man? i mean really, really happy? I love waking up in the morning as a man of color and lookn GQ and working a nine to five and doing what i do best. which is giving 100%
what do you want out of life? Love, Privacy, Money, Happiness
if you tell someone something in confidence, and they tell someone else, breaking that confidentiality and trust, what would you do? I would confront the person and have a civil conversation.
how many friends do you have? think carefully of what a friend actually is! no names required! I have 7 true friends that I hold dear to me and they know who they are no names required..some blog, some dont
in a few previous posts you declared your bisexuality. if you're dating a dude, would you ever move in as his longterm domestic partner/lover/husband? Thats a big step..im on the fence with this question...but for now NO giving the whole closet case aspect of it..that would not fly with my family lol
lastly, if you could be carefree, with no other responsibilities or consequences, for 1 day, name one thing you would do that you might of normally chose not do. Go out with a dude to a local movie theatre or restaurant and not care who sees...I tend to travel far when it comes to takn a dude out. like out of state lol NYC perferably...i know ..sad rite lol
Q:
Are you a pleaser, or do you like to be pleased...? Man i like it all..Im a freak and i let that be known from the door lol
MIley Cyrus or the cast of High School Musical...? ummmmm niether. lol Maybe Miley
Thanks for the questions and sorry I took long to answer. I'm on vacation chillin. I hope you all had a good thanksgiving and be safe traveling this weekend....Can I just say..I am ADDICTED TO XTUBE...Does anybody own a FLESHLIGHT..OMG lol
Until Next Time........................
Throwback....Two Tons of Fun...I know yall know this song...This is my jam...I need a drink and a 2 step right now lol
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
"Dirty Brother/Ask Me Anything/ Happy Thanksgiving"
Whats good my fellow bloggers...Let me start off by saying. I have really missed you guys, okay moving on LOL. Let me tell you how my brother is soooooo fuckn dirty. This lil nigga is going to get a rash werd up. He think its cute not to take a fuckn shower. It is NO dam reason for a dam 12 year old almost 13 to not wanna take a fuckn shower. Thats sooooo dam nasty. I mean okay, last thursday, as I walked into the bathroom he was coming out and I happened to get a whiff of some GOT DAM. I'm like Aaron.... When the last time you took a shower? He laughed. My mom says from out her bedroom, he aint take a shower since sunday....Im saying to myself ...bitch you know he aint take a shower and you and you aint make him take one. Ughhhhh..I asked him do you wanna be the stinky boy in school people pick on? He laughed some more. I'm like okay, I got things to do and dismissed the whole fuckn thing. Sunday comes this nasty fucker still aint take no dam shower. My mom finally makes him take one. Get this.... he tries to sike her out by sitting in the basement hoping she would for get. I'm saying to myself once again, if I was you my nuts would be soooo sour and full of funk...ewwwwl I know you done did the #2 a few times since sunday. I know yo booty gots to be itching....Does anybody else have/had this problem with there kids or younger siblings/ older siblings LMAO???
I always wanted to do this. Acoustic Soul told me I should do an ask me anything post. I admit I'm still a lil skeptic, but I will do my best to answer the questions that I am presented with as much as I can. SO ASK AWAY........
Happy Thanksgiving People.....and be safe
I always wanted to do this. Acoustic Soul told me I should do an ask me anything post. I admit I'm still a lil skeptic, but I will do my best to answer the questions that I am presented with as much as I can. SO ASK AWAY........
Happy Thanksgiving People.....and be safe
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
What is it?!?!?!
I just cant take it anymore. My family is upside down. I havent been blogging lately. My relationship is in turmoil. I haven't had sex in a while and I'm sexually frustrated. My father kicked my brother out again for the last time. He will be 18 january 19th. I feel like Im going to be the foster parent. My job is laying off employees, some who are very good friends of mines. Why doesnt my friend trust me? I'm not a grimme person and I would never break up a happy home. I don't know how to be happy in the situation im in. I need to hurry up and move already. Why does family drama always happen a week before thanksgiving. Why the fuck was it snowing yesterday. I'm annoyed that I have to put my truck in the shop yet again, I just spent 1500 2weeks ago on the piece of shit. Now my transmission is slipping. Why did JEEP make such a shitty as fucking car. Why am I deeply involved with this female and I have a love interest that lives in Oregon. I know some of yall are like. WTF!?!?!. I cant fuckn focus at work right now because I just...like...I had to put this shit in a blog. I always said I wouldnt blog If I didnt have shit to say. Well dammit I have a lot on my fuckn mind and Its more to all these stories but I cant share all due to certain people that read my blog. I dont want to start drama nor end friendships. Is it the fuckn weather....Its it the fuckn people I surround myself with...Why am I so fuckn stressed. Who invented LOVE and why doesnt it fuckn suck???? If you have a fuckn answer please share. I'm all fuckn ears got dammit. I need a drink. Yes I said a fuckn drink, despite it being 9:07 in the got dam morning. I just need to vent...I didnt ask to be born. I didnt ask to be gay...I didnt ask for none of this shit.....soooooooooooooooooo why!!!!!!
What the fuck is it.......
Whewww now I feel a lil better.....
Until next time people
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
"We Did It"
We did it and Im so proud to be and American. I can't even express in words how I feel rite now but, I know it must feel good to be Barack Obama right about now though. Now as a country lets continue to stand by our man and encourage one another...All things are possible. I have on my Obama shirt and Im wearing it proud. I'm looking kind of tacky rite now cuz I have on a short sleeve shirt with dress pants...SHUTTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPP lol. I didn't roll out of the bed until after 8am...I was 1hr late for work...My excuse if somebody askes is ..."Did you not see the election last night" LMAO. Right now that dam Chaka Khan is playing in my head..."back down to the wire, to the limit....." lol...Bush your regime is considered BAKED LMAO
Here We Come...............
Here We Come...............
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