I figured I'd get my shit in now while everybodys still talkn about it. I mean dam I don't really have to much to say....my fellow bloggers have already sumed up our wild and crazy weekend. I had fun chilln with a different group of people...DC nitelife is a lil different from NYC's...It was still live as hell at 3-4am.
Friday I took off work to get a headstart on my 4+ hr drive due to the motherfuckn turnpike and they fucked up traffic...I made it like I think a quarter to 9...I called fuzzy to tell him to call jared so I can get in the dam house...and lay out on the floor or sumthn cuz my legs was dyn to strecth the hell out...Come to find out I got a half ass story (hint hint fuzzy). I was suppose to meet everybody at the hortel instead of Jareds..I get jareds number from fuzzy...Then me and dude playing phone tag back inforth until he decieded to come get a nigga...Cuz my black ass didnt feel like hoping on no more dam highways ...Baltimore is one big ass fuckn highway. So he gets to me like a 1hr and a half later..I hop in the car...As we get over a speed bump in the complex...Dude wheel well for his tire comes off...I'm like dam are you serious lol...I thought some shit droped out the engine lol...moving on we talked as we made our way to the hotel which took forever ( im saying to myself , and you wanted me to drive this far...FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOUUUUU LMAO)
We get to the hotel...I meet my fellow bloggers...Of course good ole Norris..."So who you" We done already did everybody else"....lol I state my government and blog name. As the nite went on a lot of drinking and shit talking....(Im not country...I'm southern)...We stayed till like I think 3 or 4am...Got up late as hell the next morning...Took us forever to get fuckn dress...since people wanna use up all the dam hot water lol...It was like 6 of us sharing one shower at Jareds house lol...I felt like I was a dam mexican lol...I was kewl tho...Jared flammingo walls are type hot..
We get to the hotel like 2 oclock for breakfast I think...Chef boyanegro (fuzzy) on the ones and two...You coulda swore you was in Ihop...food on demand lol...The sad thing is breakfast was really dam near lunch/dinner lol..Oh okay so I was time to go down stairs and feed the meter for the parking...Me and jared get on the elevator...Then 3 seconds later...this white couples hops on shes like "I'm so hungry...It smells like food on this elevator..You guys smell like fried chicken" lol. I'm like "no my friends just cooked breakfast ...so bacon sausage etc." She like no you guys smell like fried chicken." I just laughed but Jared wanted to do more then laugh. He followed chick off the elevator yelln . "WHY THE (FUCK OR HELL) WE GOTTA SMELL LIKE FRIED CHICKEN?"..I'm trying to get him to turn the other way, dude steady talking...I'm like boy we black they white..All we need to do is get locked up for harrassment lol...I dont think the lady meant it the way she stated but wateva.
Saturday nite was fun, alot of drinking, conversation...Morning breakfast (3am)..This drag queen was funnyass hell. I don't like being around drag queens ...It makes me feel a lil uneasy...but to each is own...She did look like Big DEE DEE from Half & Half...He/she said sumthn and was laughn all high pitch and shit then bust out with some ole tyler perry base in the voice shit.. (BUT IM A TOP) ...I hoped out my seat laughn histerically...We ate..I nodded...We went on a fuckn expedition getting to and from the dam car...We got home I got in at a decent hour..I woke up...I went to visit family...
Over all I would have to say I couldnt of asked for a better group of people to chill with.
Joey - So calm and just kewl as hell. I didn't really get a chance to converse with joey that much but When I did see him he was laughn.
Cocoa Rican - Dude is just one of those crazy funny puerto ricans...You just gotta love Cocoa...Enough said lol
Mr Jones - We conversed..bugged out..drank...your not as high maintanence as I thought you would be. Your a regular dude just tryn live life.
Darius - He as funny dude..Seems like he a church head though lol Thats all good..He has that "mother love" type of feel..I enjoyed him as well.
Andre - Kinda quite ...He spoke up when I addressed his shyness when It came to conversations. I never really read his blog ...I see why ...I cant pull yo shit up at work...Tryna geta nigga fired lol...I'll try to read it on my treo..Andres a good dude..You made sumthn outta nothn.
E - Dude Ima need you to talk just a lil more man next time..You are a quite dude. At one time I didnt know if you even wanted to be there..but I saw you laughn at certain points an I dismissed that assumption. Yea next time bring that MEGAPHONE son lol overall you a kewl ass Quite dude lol
Norris - You country ass bumpkin lol...LOL yeah I said it..It was a pleasure meeting you dude..You are exactly like your blog...Funny as all hell in person...Your phrases will play in my head forever (Now Let that be the reason)..I laugh everytime I think about it.
Jared - A well put together dude..Making moves at the age of 18 soon to be 19..Play on playa...I wasn't to fond of him in the beginning. I thought you was gone be on some straight fag shit but...You he is actually kewl as hell and had me dying all weekend...That DIMEATAP was banging lol..I hope you threw that dam pie away..LMAO
Thanks for your hospitality
Ty - I know you on many levels...My fellow jersey native. Always a plus when Ty is around..(look to the left, look to the right...."Who pen is this?") MEOW LMAO
Shawn - My friend to the end...(My lil MY BUDDY life size doll lol. I glad everybody else got to see what I see every week.
Fuzzy - You just my boy and we bugg out whether over the phone or in person or through text..You my nigga.
Blogger Reunion was a sucess. Thanks for the memorable weekend.
See yall in San Juan "09"
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9 comments:
I'm at the office now, but noticed you updated. I'm impressed. Because I'm literally just getting in at 11am, Ima do some work and really get into this tonight.
Um, Mother Love? You need to explain.
Also, I didn't say goodbye cuz I didn't know u were leaving. I didn't have a way to contact you. As well, I added you to my yahoo messenger list and I guess you'll get the invite whenver you get on! SIR.
BTW, it was a pleasure meeting you too - lol. Mother Love?!?! That's funny.
whats good X u a good cool people cant wait to hang soon. keep in touch. until next time be good.
You call me country 1 mo damn time and i'm pulling out razor blades and lemon juice!!!!
But on the real, you seem to be just like the guy that's presented in your blog. That's a good thing and it was cool hanging with you.
X...it's good seeing your update. Now that I'm primed up and got to know everyone, next time I'll talk even more. And I'll be sure to bring the megaphone.
Great meeting you too pa...stay off the drugs...LOL
...but fo' real kid, it was loads of fun watchin' your ass squirm all weekend...bet you won't come across that kinda faggotry again soon?! Aiiiiiight!
"So who you? We done already did everybody else."
This is soooooo Norris. It made me smile.
I feel you on the traffic. If it wasn't for Shawn and Fuzzy, I probably would have had a f*** it moment. But I'm glad I didn't because I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
I am still wanting to get at the waiter... oops I mean maître d'. That thing didn't want to give me a pen when I asked for it and then when I found one, wanted to borrow it. "Who's pen is this?" lmao
It appears that you did have a good time and you were surrounded by good ole folks country and not so country some citified. Seriously it is good to hear that you enjoyed the weekend.
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