"3 Good Laughs"

Hey Peoples....I know my friends hate when I post forwards but I be at work cracking the fuck up when I get these shits. Im going to post 3 good ones and see If you get a kick out of it like I did lol.... Enjoy

"Horton Sees a Hoo"



In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University

On a hike through the bush, he came across ayoung bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking ofnothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events ofthat day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. Hewalked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

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"And So It Begins.....Preschool Prom"

(Ghetto fabulous at its best. I'm sorry this lil girl look like she could be Rhnianna lil sister. Her forehead is big ass fuck lol. Poor lil Darryl look so dam lost lol you be the judge. LMMFAO)



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"Curious"

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...




I hope you enjoyed cuz I dam sure ass hell did. LMBAO. I was going post about my addiction ,but i'll post on that next week. btw im not talkn about drugs lol. I do smoke weed though lol. Which should be fuckn legalized already lol Anyways.....

Until next time...................