What's The 411?????

Hello blogworld!!! I know i havent been blogging lately. I have been in my own lil world dealing with my normal drama. lmao. Okay I left off last when i was telling you my moms job situation, the mortgage situation an my brother...... etc. Okay now the story unfolds. Most of my friends know this but i feel like blogging about it so here it goes.

My sister (18) and my 2month old nephew are now staying with me an my family. It is starting to be hell. I mean i gave her my bed to sleep on, my tv to watch, and my room to make her stay a lil more pleasant (however long that will be). Okay now im thinking to my self after thata was ll said an done like dam were am i going to sleep lol. so yeah im now sleeping on a hard ass floor in my lil brothers room. Every nite i put down a comforter and i made a makeshift pillow being that my sister has my bed (pillow included) im using the back of my lil brothers elmo chair and a sheet to prop it up under my head. A nigga back is hurting my theighs falls asleep from time to time. I havent seen a good nite sleep in a week and a half. I love my sister an all but sumtnns gotta give.

My thanksgiving sucked. My aunt played everybody, she pull a BYOB (bring you own beer). I was so over it lol. I had to buy my own liquor this year. I dared someone to touch my vsop or my miller chill. Am I advertising rite now lol ( i think i need to get paid for this lol) anyway. Yea black people sure do know how to mess up a family function. My lil 12yr old cuzn told me she lost her virginity over the summer i was in shock. SO now she keeps insisting that she give me details lol. Ewwwwlll. Talking bout your my older cuzn you should want me to tell you. I said lil gurl get outta my face lol. Pulled a MADEA on her lol. Everybody ate all the food i got one plate an was very disappointed. Oh yeah my aunt makes her famous sweet potato pies every year and she usually gives me one. You know this trick had the nerve to charge me 5 dollsrs this year. lol

Family and Friends, Okay Family, this was funny over the weekend i was at my friend shawns house he ahd a lil get together and i notice this dude looked very familar and i saw him at shawns house before but couldnt put my finger on it. I approached him i told him he looked familar and he realized i did too. He started running down family names turns out this nigga my cuzn i was in shock cuz i would never though he was gay. He was always quite growing up. Its like everytime i turn around someone in my family is "FAMILY' lol. Friends , im thinking maybe i wanna take a break from the dating scene because everybody that wants to talk to me i dont see as dating material either we've been kewl for years an nothing never poped off or we have been toegther an i dont wanna go down that road again. I think we would be better off as just being friends.

My so called friend has done it again, He has managed to get under my skin once again. I get a call on Thanksgiving mornig from my ex ( who by the way i have there name on my chest) telling me outta respect he wanted to tell me that he met up with my friend on myspace or wateva an they exchange numbers after they realized who each other was continued to talk. (how shady is that). So i blacked on him. Then i proceeded to call my alledged best friend an had words then hung up. Im fed up with the bullshit.

Okay I know its not my place but, If you had a friend thats about 25yrs old constantly talking to high school students, wouldnt you consider him/her to be a pedaphile. I have a friend that loves having relations with underage people his recent victim just turned 17 and catch this the 17 yr fucked him lol. now how crazy is that. I have a lil brother his age. I just dont understand. I know when i was that age i was going for the older people but as i got older i realized why some dudes wouldnt mess with me cause of my age. I try to tell him that its not rite and he should find someone around his own age. I just dont know about hims sometimes.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!! (THIS IS A MUST READ)

A source told me that several R&B female artists came together and were
planning to kidnap Beyonce at the MTV Video Music Awards. Several of
these artists met to go over their plan. Here is an excerpt from that
meeting:

Ashanti : I would like to call to order this meeting of FHAB, Famous
Haters Against Beyonce. Is everyone here? Amerie?

Amerie: Here.

Ashanti : Janet?

Janet: Here.

Ashanti : KeKe Wyatt

KeKe: Here, and I can sing better than Beyonce.

Ashanti : Ok, that's good to know even though nobody asked you.

Ashanti : Has anybody seen Mya?

Amerie: Umm, her cell phone was cut off, and the manager at Target says
she no longer works there.

Ashanti : Jennifer Hudson, why are you here? You have talent!

Jennifer: I heard there was cake.

KeKe: I can cut it for you. I can cut cake BETTER THAN BEYONCE!

Ashanti : Thank you KeKe. After you cut the cake please put the knife
back where you found it.

Ashanti : As we all know, Beyonce is continuing to sh*t on us on a daily
basis. I was suppose to have the single of the summer with "Switch" and
now that nobody cares about it I have to pretend that it was just a buzz
single. I don't even know when my album is coming out. Amerie's album
has been pushed back again, and Mya's album may not come out at all.
Beyonce's unborn children's albums have release dates but we can't get
ours released! SHE MUST BE STOPPED! All of our plans to get rid of
Beyonce have failed.

Janet: I honestly didn't think she would last this long. When she
performed at the Super Bowl, I took my titty out and shook it around a
little hoping it would steal all the attention away from her.

Ashanti : And what happened?

Janet: That didn't work out quite the way I thought it would...

Amerie: Yes, I put Vaseline on the bottom of her shoes at her Orlando
show, and she did slip and fall but that heffa got right back up and
started spinning and rotating that wig. I don't even think she's human.
She's
evil!
PURE EVIL! She must be stopped!

Ashanti : OK, as we know the MTV awards are coming up. None of us have
sold an album since 2002, so Jennifer you are the only person who has
been invited to the show so we need your help with this plan.

Jennifer: Do I get cake?

Ashanti : Nevermind all that. At around 7PM Beyonce will arrive. At
around 8PM, Beyonce will head backstage to meanmug Rhianna. At 8:05PM we
need you to lure her out in the parking lot with a pork chop and cheese
sandwich, me and Amerie will sneak up and tie her up, Imma see if I can
borrow my mom's Astrovan, and we will put her in the back and knock her
out. While she's passed out we will drop her off in the middle of the
desert in Saudi Arabia. Assuming she doesn't get too frisky with the
camels, I'm estimating that it will take her about a month to escape.
During this time we will try to release our albums without her upstaging
us. We have 3 release dates in October since Alicia Keys is coming on
the 23rd and will probably sh*t on us too. I will take October 9. Ok,
Who wants Ocotber 16?

Janet: I want Ocotber 16.

Amerie: Why do you get October 16?

Janet: Excuse me, I did Rhythm Nation, OK! My brother did Thriller! I am
a legend dammit! I am a Jackson ! And now I have to sleep with a Midget
Monkeyman just to stay relevant! I am 41 years old! I AM TOO DAMN OLD TO
BE f**king FOR TRACKS!!!

Ashanti : Ok, Janet, calm down. Have some cake.

Jennifer: NO! MY CAKE! (slaps Janet)

Ashanti : Jennifer that cake was for everybody! See this is why we can't
even get our albums released. We're too busy arguing, fighting, eating,
and stabbing to get anything accomplished. And Beyonce is still sh*tting
on us. We need to focus.

(TO BE CONTINUED...)

Thanks for reading and God Bless.

Until Next Time..........................