Pick-Up Lines (Funnies)

If you ever used these. You should be shot LMAO.

1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
 
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
 
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
 
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
 
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
 
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
 
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
 
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
 
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
 
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
 
AND.. the best for last!
 
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up



Well...I'm going to my company Christmas Party today at 12:30pm..Dont ask why its at 12:30..It just is dammit.., but its from 12:30 till 6pm. All I know is I'll be sipn on free drinks and eating a full course meal. I think ima have the salmon this year, I always eat the chicken. I think I'm going to stay my black ass in the house this weekend, Wait what am I talking about me shawn and Mark hitting up Ikea saturday morning...EARLY. So much for trying to sleep in lol


Happy Friday peopleeeee

Ask Me Anything (Answers)

Happy Friday.................Here we go. I answered the questions in order.

Jerzee Reality:

Wuts ur ultimate fantasy? a dude and a female at the same time and watch him eat her pussy and her suckn his dick and then bang both of them out and nut on both they lips

Wuts the most romantic thing u've done, wanted to do, and/or have done to u? Feed somebody breakfast in bed.

Who do u wanna slap the shit out of at work lol? this chinese bitch in the cubicle next to me, she slurpn the hell out this dam tea she drinkn

Where do u wanna b in let's say....ummm 5 years from now? down south in my own house enjoyn life


Shawnqt:

1) What quality would you want out of each of your friends for yourself? Shawns creativity, Omar J. sense of humor, Omar R. vocabulary

2) What really is the relationship like with you and your father? its weak as hell and i dont like him and he needs to stop tryn 2 b my new best friend, like shit is all couchee crunch...no sir

3) If you wanted a new hobby, what would it be? Volunteer work

4) What habits do you think you stopped doing that u had a year ago? stoped being a whore and trying to fuck everthing that catches my eye.

5) What do u think is the gayest thing you have done? Went to support a former friend in becoming Mr Gay New Jersey...(i was scared as hell)LOL

6) After seeing me in Drag, did it change your view on it a little bit? Nah I loved u the same...it really looked like a costume...and it was fuckn hilarious.

7) Do you think your just as sexual as you was a year ago? nah i wish ..cuz i havent had sex in a while and i need sex..im so fuckn sick of xtube and nubian101..my fuckn hand gone fall off.

8) What is the first thing ur going to do with ur new comp?
webcam with......
9) Do you really think u will be a good boyfriend? Why? yes i do feel i would be/am...i feel i have all the qualitys that a male or female would want..

10) Name 3 pet peeves!...1. people that dont pick up there feet. 2. people that pop there gum. 3. people that talk over me

Nobody not Really:

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? being gay...sorry..its stressful

Acoustic Soul:

1) What is your most favorite Janet Jackson CD? Damita Jo

2) What are your 5 most favorite songs of ALL TIME? PYT- micheal jackson, Cant you see - Total, If You love me - Brownstone, Juicy - Biggie, Be With Out You (My Life album)- MJB

5) Changing Faces or Kut Klose? Changing Faces

6) Justin Timberlake or Robin Thicke? Robin Thicke

7) What's your favorite TV show and why? Law & Order (SVU and the Original)....I love crime dramas.

8) Why do you blog? i blog to vent and i like sharing my issues and knowning there are others like me that go thru the same thing.

9) Boxers or Briefs? Ummmm i freeball just about 24/7...maybe thats why my dick is always hard at work, but if and when i have to were them ...I wear boxer briefs (H & M perferably)

10) If you found $10,000, would you tithe 10%? Didnt understand this question! Clarify please lol sorry

Thegatekeeper:

WHAT IS YOUR DEEPEST FEAR? My parents finding out about my sexuality and being disowned by my sibilings.

Jersey Brotha:

1. What do you consider your greatest accomplishment thus far in your life? Making it this far without a college degree in a career I love...

2. Do you have any regrets? If so, what? Honestly Ikinda dont have any regrets..things in life happen for a reson, you just have to roll with the punches.

3. What are some things you like about yourself, and what are some things you dislike about yourself? I dont know what i like about myself..honestly..that was sucha conceeded question lol...but i dont like that i dont know how to say NO to people im always willing to give.

Mr. Jones:

1) If there was a pill that would make you not like boys anymore, would you take it and would you give everything you own to pay for it? Yes I would and i'd give everything i owned for it..sorry its the truth

2) If you could afford any plastic surgery in the world, what would you have worked on? my stomache, I heard you could sculpt ur abs.

3) If you didn't live in Newark, where in the world would you live?I would live in California...and I dont live in newark lol...thats essex county i live in union county big difference lol

4) If you could be anything in the world, what would you be? My dream job was to work on Wall street trading stocks but the way the economy is right now...fuck that shit lol

5) When having your ass eaten, what makes you squirm? Lol when someone stimulates my ass muscle with there tounge in a certain motion.

6) Speaking of sex, what, in your opinion, is ur sexual 'thing' or best attribute? I would say my tounge..ive been told i can eat some good ass/pussy

7) If you had to watch one tv show for the rest of ur life, which show would it be?
Law & Order babbbbbyyyyy all the way...

8) If you had the opportunity to, would you do gay porn? Straight porn? I've actually recorded me and my shorty having sex before...I love porn lol and i would never do commercial gay porn...but i would do straight porn

9) Assuming you're into sports, what athlete would you do if you could? (If you aren't into sports, pick any celebrity.) Daunte Culpepper...OMG this man has a fuckn ass to die for...he got a dunk and its nice and yellow..id eat it all day long lol

10) When you're 50, do you see yourself with a man or a woman? Hopefully a woman and married..if not ill be alone...dont see myself in the life that long.

Rocafella07:

Ummmm...Whats the one thing you absolutly HAVE to do, before the year is over?? Make a trip to Oregon lol

Deonte'K:

If you could,what's the one thing you would change about yourself if there is anything? I wouldnt change anything really except my sexuality..but i guess thats what makes me who i am..

PRIMO:

What was your first sexual Experience Like with a guy? [Details?] Hmmm i was very uncomfortable and it was unwanted....enough said if you want to know the full story email me pimpn...

Fuzzy:

ummm what makes you happy as a man? i mean really, really happy? I love waking up in the morning as a man of color and lookn GQ and working a nine to five and doing what i do best. which is giving 100%

what do you want out of life? Love, Privacy, Money, Happiness

if you tell someone something in confidence, and they tell someone else, breaking that confidentiality and trust, what would you do? I would confront the person and have a civil conversation.

how many friends do you have? think carefully of what a friend actually is! no names required! I have 7 true friends that I hold dear to me and they know who they are no names required..some blog, some dont

in a few previous posts you declared your bisexuality. if you're dating a dude, would you ever move in as his longterm domestic partner/lover/husband? Thats a big step..im on the fence with this question...but for now NO giving the whole closet case aspect of it..that would not fly with my family lol

lastly, if you could be carefree, with no other responsibilities or consequences, for 1 day, name one thing you would do that you might of normally chose not do. Go out with a dude to a local movie theatre or restaurant and not care who sees...I tend to travel far when it comes to takn a dude out. like out of state lol NYC perferably...i know ..sad rite lol

Q:

Are you a pleaser, or do you like to be pleased...? Man i like it all..Im a freak and i let that be known from the door lol

MIley Cyrus or the cast of High School Musical...? ummmmm niether. lol Maybe Miley


Thanks for the questions and sorry I took long to answer. I'm on vacation chillin. I hope you all had a good thanksgiving and be safe traveling this weekend....Can I just say..I am ADDICTED TO XTUBE...Does anybody own a FLESHLIGHT..OMG lol

Until Next Time........................

Throwback....Two Tons of Fun...I know yall know this song...This is my jam...I need a drink and a 2 step right now lol

"Dirty Brother/Ask Me Anything/ Happy Thanksgiving"

Whats good my fellow bloggers...Let me start off by saying. I have really missed you guys, okay moving on LOL. Let me tell you how my brother is soooooo fuckn dirty. This lil nigga is going to get a rash werd up. He think its cute not to take a fuckn shower. It is NO dam reason for a dam 12 year old almost 13 to not wanna take a fuckn shower. Thats sooooo dam nasty. I mean okay, last thursday, as I walked into the bathroom he was coming out and I happened to get a whiff of some GOT DAM. I'm like Aaron.... When the last time you took a shower? He laughed. My mom says from out her bedroom, he aint take a shower since sunday....Im saying to myself ...bitch you know he aint take a shower and you and you aint make him take one. Ughhhhh..I asked him do you wanna be the stinky boy in school people pick on? He laughed some more. I'm like okay, I got things to do and dismissed the whole fuckn thing. Sunday comes this nasty fucker still aint take no dam shower. My mom finally makes him take one. Get this.... he tries to sike her out by sitting in the basement hoping she would for get. I'm saying to myself once again, if I was you my nuts would be soooo sour and full of funk...ewwwwl I know you done did the #2 a few times since sunday. I know yo booty gots to be itching....Does anybody else have/had this problem with there kids or younger siblings/ older siblings LMAO???






I always wanted to do this. Acoustic Soul told me I should do an ask me anything post. I admit I'm still a lil skeptic, but I will do my best to answer the questions that I am presented with as much as I can. SO ASK AWAY........


Happy Thanksgiving People.....and be safe

What is it?!?!?!

I just cant take it anymore. My family is upside down. I havent been blogging lately. My relationship is in turmoil. I haven't had sex in a while and I'm sexually frustrated. My father kicked my brother out again for the last time. He will be 18 january 19th. I feel like Im going to be the foster parent. My job is laying off employees, some who are very good friends of mines. Why doesnt my friend trust me? I'm not a grimme person and I would never break up a happy home. I don't know how to be happy in the situation im in. I need to hurry up and move already. Why does family drama always happen a week before thanksgiving. Why the fuck was it snowing yesterday. I'm annoyed that I have to put my truck in the shop yet again, I just spent 1500 2weeks ago on the piece of shit. Now my transmission is slipping. Why did JEEP make such a shitty as fucking car. Why am I deeply involved with this female and I have a love interest that lives in Oregon. I know some of yall are like. WTF!?!?!. I cant fuckn focus at work right now because I just...like...I had to put this shit in a blog. I always said I wouldnt blog If I didnt have shit to say. Well dammit I have a lot on my fuckn mind and Its more to all these stories but I cant share all due to certain people that read my blog. I dont want to start drama nor end friendships. Is it the fuckn weather....Its it the fuckn people I surround myself with...Why am I so fuckn stressed. Who invented LOVE and why doesnt it fuckn suck???? If you have a fuckn answer please share. I'm all fuckn ears got dammit. I need a drink. Yes I said a fuckn drink, despite it being 9:07 in the got dam morning. I just need to vent...I didnt ask to be born. I didnt ask to be gay...I didnt ask for none of this shit.....soooooooooooooooooo why!!!!!!

What the fuck is it.......

Whewww now I feel a lil better.....

Until next time people

"We Did It"

We did it and Im so proud to be and American. I can't even express in words how I feel rite now but, I know it must feel good to be Barack Obama right about now though. Now as a country lets continue to stand by our man and encourage one another...All things are possible. I have on my Obama shirt and Im wearing it proud. I'm looking kind of tacky rite now cuz I have on a short sleeve shirt with dress pants...SHUTTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPP lol. I didn't roll out of the bed until after 8am...I was 1hr late for work...My excuse if somebody askes is ..."Did you not see the election last night" LMAO. Right now that dam Chaka Khan is playing in my head..."back down to the wire, to the limit....." lol...Bush your regime is considered BAKED LMAO

Here We Come...............

"Lets Make History"

I'm pretty sure when this man was growing up, he never dreamed he would be were he is right now.
Barack Obama is raising the bar. He is shaking up the White House and I bet they cant stand it. I believe this man will open new doors and will be the voice of our people. I don't just believe in Obama just because he is a black man. I believe in his values, He has had his ups and his downs and has been thru the storm. He is living the american dream. Even if he doesn't win this election for some god foresaken reason. It will show that with determination an a strong group of supporters and being as real as they come nothing, I mean nothing is impossible. We all know Obama is the man for the job. If we have never been on the same page about anything else, Lets get on the right track today and do something about it. For tomorrows future rest in the hands of people like you and me. Let your voice be heard and make it loud and clear. Its time for Change.


Obama for President of the United States of America........

Lets have something else to celebrate. Lets make history.

"Happy Halloween Bloggers"

Happy Halloween People.



I'm going to make this post short and simple.
All my New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania people.
If you going to NYC tonite for the Halloween Parade be safe taking the path.
Keep an eye on ya people that your traveling with.
Try not to drink too much, Don't talk to strangers, thats for all you random talkers lol
If you going trick or treating in Essex County....good luck. I'm still debating going to this house party. I'm not trying to get shot the fuck up going to my car. This shit is crazy. LOL
Pray for me y'all.

Be Safe and safe sex for all your freaks LMAO

Happy Friday, Happy Payday

HAPPY MUTHAFUCKN HALLOWEEN

How to Clean Your Toilet/Stupidity (Funny)

How To Clean Your Toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



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Stupidity

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six Nuggets.

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my
items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.
What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

SIX
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

SEVEN
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

EIGHT
Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the
"lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

NINE
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him to emergency!

"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."

I just had to share these. I'm having a bad day and these just brightened up my day. Werd up lmao.

Like my gurl Janet Jackson say. "Enjoy"



Until Next Time......................

"This Past Weekend"

This past weekend I experienced a life lesson. You all know from previous posts that I was trying to get a new car, I saved up money and even borrowed money for a down payment/insurance. This is how determined I was to have a new car parked outside my house. After all the hoping and praying. Did I mention wishing. I was delivered disappointment everytime. I started to feel discouraged and I just felt like I was at an all time low. I got a wake up call this weekend. While at the dealership, I discovered what was hindering me from getting this new car. Atlast I know why? Me being the typical person who gets a credit card at 18yrs old and maxes out there limit and defaulting on payments and talking out loans for lesiures and late payments. I mean dam I was 18 with 2 credit cards and a retail job. I swore I thought I was balling out of control. I have realized my mistakes and I'm in the process of correcting my mistakes. The fucked up part is the amout of debt is soooo fuckn minimal and I could of paid it off like ummmm lets say now LMAO. I only owe $1,069.00. I was so upset lol. I'm like you mean to tell me this punk ass total is whats stopn me from getting what I want. Ughhhh what a fuckn turn off lol. I left the dealership not feeling sad or depressed , but I left with a piece of mind and a smile on my face. I now know what I have to do and to make that dream of me having my own house by the time I turn 27. This is a life learned lesson.

I went to 2 house partys on Sarturday. Meet some interesting people. I had to leave a lil early due to my brother getting locked up. I had to cut my fun and go sign him out. Thank God he is only 17,beacuse if he was 18 it would have been a different ball park. He didnt do anything tho. He was at a house party, when it ended a shoot out broke out and him and his boys ran to the car and a dude hoped in that they didnt know and the cops got a tip that a car matching there description left the scene. When the car got pulled over the unkown passenger got out and ran only later to find out the reason he ran was because he had a hand gun on him. So basically my lil bro was in the wrong place at the wrong time, as usual.

Update: I just had a monday morning meeting and guess what? My director just gave her 2 weeks notice. Now that raises alot of questions on my end? I'm a lil on edge I'll keep you guys posted. My company is in the process of realigning our business units. I'm still in shock.

Moving on let me tell you how one of my boys calls me at 2am this morning to come give him a jump , because his car wouldnt start. so after I sat in my car for 10mins waiting for it to warm up in 40degree weather. I get there and this bitch car decides to start up. I was so annoyed. LOL

I went to the Janet Jackson concert on Friday. I love me sum janet. She still got it and the concert was awesome. I reccommend it. For highlights see my boy G's blog on the sidebar under MY SMUTS (Thoughts and Confessions of a Jersey Brotha).

I just wanna say thank you all for the comments on my "Feeln Sexy" post and I appreciate it.

This weekend is Omars bday party at shawns and I know its go be off the hook. especially when theres "Get Right Juice" available.

The crew is going to see the Noahs Arc movie in NYC and I'm trying see SAW V on Friday.

I hope this work week doesn't bring anymore suprises. I just cant take to more right about now lol.

Oh before I forget if any bloggers would like to attend a Ski Trip that is beling held in Febuary check out this link www.winterexplosion.com. See you there. Fantasia is headlining the event. If yo need more info hit up my email.

Until next time...........

"Feeln Sexy"

I was feeling sexy so....I had my boy shawn hook me up with a mini photo shoot. I wanted to do them tastefully though. I didnt want to post my dick all across my blog but just a lil sumthn sumtnn ya feel me. I'm been trying to work on my body lately and I feel like I'm making progress. Oh speakn of workn on your body...Ummm Nobody Not Really? Hows that coming along for you? But this is a work in process. My buddy shawn inspired me to take these. I may not have rock hard abs like him ,but dam a nigga just wanted to feel sexy lol. Ya feel me. LMAO.....I hope I dont catch to much slack for this lol

Until Next Time People.....

PS this weather is so fucked up. Is fall every really going to come?????

"I'm Only Human"

Happy Friday People.

I'm only human. I'm working on something. I should have it posted later on tonite so check back tonite or tomor. I hope you guys like it. Im tryna get my grown and sexy on lol. Work in Progress.

Until Next time....

Is It The Way.......

I'm sitting here at my desk just thinking and Jill Scott pops in my head. I'm just thinking about how greatful I should be. I'm able to come to work. Some people don't even have that option. I get to go home at a decent hour. Some people have to work double shifts to make ends meet. If I wanna go shopping, just hit up the mall. Some have little or nothing to wear, while im sitting worrying about wearing the same pants 2xs that week. Whenever I need a reminder, your always there to uplift my spirits. You give me sense and a piece of mind. Is it the way you love me.....

I have a lot on my mind right now. I felt like expressing it thru my writings. Enjoy your day people.

Until next time...............

"Mixed Thoughts.....Ughhhhh!!"

Its Pay day people and I have been online paying bills and ordering shit since 7am.
I just hate paying bills. Everytime you turn around...just when you think shit is fine. Here comes that dam mailman bareing gifts. You guessed it... a dam bill. I don't even look forward to receiving mail any dam more. LOL. I swear Motor Vehiciles is a dam scam. They got a fee for every dam thing. I had to renew my registration and the amount was for 71.50, but after I completed the process the bastards tacted on 2 more extra dollars. They had the nerve to call it a fuckn "Conveinence Fee ". These bitches is inconveinencing me. I hate when I have an odd amount of money in my checking account. Ughhhhh!!!!



I'm going out for lunch today to go purchase my nephew a car seat and a coat. It was a lil chilly this morning. My lil man just got over a cold. Let me just say cars seat...these motherfuckas are exspensive as hell. I'm having a heartattack right now just thinking about swiping my car to pay for the dam thing. Im tired of taking the one out my moms car to put into mines when I have to travel with him. Oh before I forget..y'all my lil man was walking yesterday. He took his 1st steps 10/2/08 around 6:30 pm. I was such a proud uncle. All I could do is smile and pick him up and hugged that hell outta him. BY GEORGE I THINK HES GOT IT LOL. I been trying to get him to walk for a month now.

I dont have anything planned this weekend. I think im going to pull-up a chair and sit down and let everybody else be the source of entertainment this weekend. Its time for me to retire LOL.

I need this right now!!!!!



My head is fuckn rockn rite now and I just realized why though. I need to eat more. I guess skipping breakfast is really a bad omen, especially going to work on a empty stomache.

How im feeling rite now



Ughhhhhhh!!!!. Please help me LOL. I don't think I can keep jerking off back to back. Thats probaly why my head is hurting me. I be forcing the nut out LMAO.

I had to pay my T-mobile bill .....$250.00....that deserves a Ughhhhhh.

Go get the Jennifer Hudson and T.I . I wouldnt reccommend the Robin Thicke. I was bored out my mind listening to it. Magic and Tie My Hands (Which is futured on The Carter III) are the only real good songs.
Until next time.....................

"1st Day Back To Work and The Day After"

Wat up. Im back to work and I'm just so fuckn full of joy. Can you tell how happy I am just by reading that 1st line?

I'm actually kinda glad to be back to work. I got tired of sitting around the house. Trying to plan my every move. It started to get...how should I say...ummmm extra boring. LOL. I got up, took a shower. I headed to either shawn or my boy stevens.

I had a good birthday after all. I had a Party at my house with the fam. Got drunk as hell on a sunday, Then had a party at shawns house on a monday, once again drunk as hell. Thanks you Shawn and Omar for making my own Liquor Line. Ladies and Gentlemen....I give you Promiscous Liquors lol. I'll post the bottle later. Special thanks to my Bighead. Now my fitted game is really up there LOL but, I liked both parties equally. I liked the party at my house because, I got this chick number that work with my cousin. Supposedly I was in the basement with her and I winded up with my tougne all in her tities. I dont know how much truth is to that but, I know I woke up in the basement lol. I do rememeber saying good bye to one of my females friends and she refreshed my memory saying she pulled my dick out when I came to the car. Alcohol is the devil I tell you.

It feels so good to be loved on so many levels...........

I started this post yesterday right before I left work, but I was too tired and my 1st day back drained me. All I wanted to do was go the hell home and get in my bed and have a cocktail. Nothing like a lil pick me up from a hard days work.

Lately, I have been noticing a change in my eating habits. I have actually been eating less. Like I still get the urge to eat food, but I cant seem to finish a simple dam sandwich. Like Friday me and the crew went to applebees last friday and got food to go, after sitting at the bar and downing 3 shots (A Kamakazee, Lemon Drop Shot and SoCo). I ate my food which only consisted of a Chicken Quesadilla. Which did not feel me up at all. It was like 6 or 7 lil ass triangles. They jipped my ass on the tortilla. LOL. I ate my food and Omars. I still was hungry. We then went to a so called house party, which basically was a dam SMOKE OUT. I stil was hungry might I add. We stopped at Mc D's before returning to shawns. But the next day I didnt eat till like 11pm when it was time to got to fuzzys house party. I couldn't believe I went all day without eating and it didnt bother me one bit. I'm a big a growing boy. This just isn't possible LOL. I guess I'll take this as a blessing. I truly have see a change in my body size. My stomach is starting to pull together. My chest is starting to tightn back up. Thanks to Omar for getting me those PERFECT PUSH-UPS. Thanks O.

I have a date on thursday and I told ol gurl I would cook for her. I need some suggestions on what I should make. Something simple and not a lot of effort to prepare. Darius this were I need you to come to the rescue pimpn. Also, how long should you wait when trying to kick it with someone to put all the cards on the table? (This is for a frined, Not me LOL)

I made a new friend and I wanna see how loyal and honest of a person he is going to be.


Thanks All for the well wishes. This Bday was definetly better then last.

PS...Nobody Not Really and Acoustic Soul...i'll try to blog more then once a week. LMAO

Until next time........................

Go cope NE-YO's new album "The Year of The Gentleman". Its FIREEEEEEE!!!!!!

"Happy Birthday Me or Not"

Hello Bloggworld.

I hope all is well. It's friday and Im kinda excited but kinda not. Let me explain. First off I will be 22 on the 22nd, which is this coming monday. I dont know how to feel. I should be happy that Im getting another year older and a lil wiser ,but I don't know. All my friends keep telling me im old. Get this, one of my boys even said i look like Im pushing 30. His ass is only 23. I was annoyed and a lil hurt that he would say that, Knowing I take things to heart. I quickly dismissed him. My mom said I'm having an early midlife crisis. I was like what the hell. My lil brother even called me old and I'm like bitch im only 4yrs older then you. LOL. I guess I was so use to being the baby of the "crew", now I'm really starting to become of age and it fuckn with my mental. Just a lil bit. Before you know it ill be 25 (A quarter of a century ughhh) LMAO.

This is the first time in my life I do not know what I want to do for my birthday. I know I wanna get drunk, but WHERE lol. I been going to bars & clubs since I was 16yrs old. Had my first beer at age 10, thanks to my uncle. I am bugging cuz everybody keep askn me what am I going to do for my birthday and I give the same answer every dam time. Which is I DONT KNOW YET or I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. lol. Well now has come to deceide and my black ass dont even have a clue. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. Why am I making things so difficult. My problem is Im trying to accomodate everybodys schedule, Whats a party when you cant share it with the people you love and care about. I'm trying to balance my friends and family. Gay and Straight. Its the fuckn worse. If only I could bring them altogether in one mixing bowl but HA HA HA that is definetly outta the question. Who knows...what the nite will bring. Shawn and I are suppose to be going to a bday party in NYC tonite at the Trump Plaza. If you in the NYC area hit me up for info on the gmail.

I hope I have a good birthday......(sigh)...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME I GUESS....

TGIF people....Until next time.......................

"Fantasize"

Thinking, Thinking, Thinking...what should I blog about today. Hmmmm


I'm textn you rite now. I'm smiling like crazy.
We both at work. Hoping this day goes by fast.
I'm sipping my morning coffee. I'm feeling kinda lazy.
When I woke up, I saw a text from you that read "Good Morning".
I replied the same. I got dress and off to work I went.
I need to get sum work done. But you keep coming with the conversation.
I rather be at home playing playstation, on the phone with you.
A lil me and you time, just shootn the breeze.
You keep me on my toes. I'll guess i'll see how the story unfolds.
Your the hershey and im the kiss.
Dam I wish I could drink from your cup of Swiss-Mis.
The emotions running wild inside, my body.
I'm haboring inside. I wanna let go. I need to release.
Before I overflow, Hot lava and streams.
You always were my kind of freak.
I'm like a cat in heat. Im clawing at the bed.
Dam I wish it was you instead.
Wheww look at the time. This rhyme has got to come to an end.
If I write anymore. I think i'll wet the floor.
It's time to stop dreaming
Hide this hard dick between my thieghs
It's all my fault, All this derrived from a simple text
What a suprise now i want sex.
I guess I'll just fantasize.


Until next time.......................


Enjoy your weekend. TGIF..........

"Random Rant"

Whats good people. I'm just gone randomly say shit for the next 10 mins.
So yeah my nephew got real sick the other day, his chest was conjested, he had a fever of 103, He was wheezing bad and was thrown up out his mouth and nose. My lil man all fucked up. So I took him to the emergency room..ughhh. I thought when you rush someone to the fuckn emergency room especially a baby that they would take the patient in immediately. Ummm no guess again. When I tell you I was pissed. I was furious...we got there at like 9pm the doctor didnt see him until about 11pm. Then they ran all kinds of test and stuff. I felt so bad for lil man cuz they had to take a urine sample and they stuck one of those tubes in his ....and I felt for him lol but moving on. He stopped wheezing so hard, and they stablized him. We didnt get back home till like 6:30 that morning. I called out of work thinkn I was gone get some rest but nope that didnt happen.

I laid down for 30mins an got rite back up to take my sis to the Welfar Office. Ughhhh...How I hate going to that place. I thought about putting my sis an my nephew on my insurance but that is just too much responiblity for me to endure. Im already pissed at the system an how slowed they are taking to give my sis (19yrs old) assistance. Moving on.. It was full of ghetto ass people with 50 million babys....I wanted to slap the shit out this lil girl yelln in the back of me. I was lookn at her mother like tell this bitch to shut up...shit lol. I was listeing to the ghetto ass names that were being called and this one name stood out...the chick name was TARZANA...that bitch looked like a fuckn TARZAN lmao...I was so happy to get out of there. Why do people stay on WELFARE there entire dam life. Its designed to assist not to be a fuckn crutch. Its sad because I work hard for the things that I have and a chick with 3 kids on walfare can get a house thru section 8, work at walmart, and have a brand new HONDA. I'm sayig what the fuck am I doing WRONG. I must have the game fucked up lol

Anyway I ran some errands for my grandmother. Did I mention that a nigga was still lacking sleep. I was bugging out y'all werd up. I dont know what the hell my body was running off of. I filled my nephew presription ....wheww due to my sisters Medicaid not kick in yet, who had to lend a helping hand once again ...of course UNLCE FUCKN X....Which cost me more then I intended to spend. He needed over $200 in meds and I cant let my lil man suffer so I just sucked it up and bought it. I swear he's my son an not my sisters lol. I do so much for that boy, but okay back to work I go. I told you this post was random.

Tonight we going to Applebees an after we going to O's for drinks. Today is payday an Im loving it.

TGIF people!!!!!! Its the weekend enjoy the rest of this beautiful weather.

Until Next Time.........................

"Whos Afraid of The Big Bad Wolf"

Whats going on people. Ya boy X is stressing. My dumb ass sister has once again managed to turn my household into disaray yet AGAIN. She is starting to get under my skin AGAIN...I try to make excuses for her. I try to give her opportunitys to grow as a woman but she just doesnt get it. I swear I think she slow. How much can a person take before you blast they ass to smitherines. I keep my mom and dad off her back so they dont sweat her about shit. I mean she has it good, she don't have to pay rent, pay for food, pay a bill, the bitch don't gotta do nothing. All she has to do is go to school and take care of my nephew. She is so dickmatized by this older dude thats scared to come to our house cause me & my dad are going to ice grill him, but so the fuck what ,how you 27yrs old tryna talk to a 19yr old anyway, but thats a different story. So check this.....

I came home around 11:30 pm...just came from shawn house, my brother like you know ya sister not home yet rite. I go to her room to check and she not in there. I'm like well hopefully she will come walking in a few. I went upstairs talked on the phone and carried on the rest of my phone conversation I was having with this lil shorty and i mean short like 5'2 short lol but anyway. I didnt bother to go downstairs to see if my sister was home because my parents already sat down with her 3 weeks prior about her being out all day with the baby and not calling or letting anybody know if she is okay so. The sole purpose for her really staying with us is for the welfare of my nephew and of course her because she is his mother.

So my mom wakes me up due to over sleeping and almost late for work. I walked downstairs to greet her with a smile only to see her looking shit faceted and annoyed so I ask whats wrong and sure enough the reply was..you know your sister didnt come home last nite. My mouth dropped and I just stood there and listen to my mom go on an on about how she told her this and told her that and we just went thru this....you would think she got the hint after your father chewed her ass out last time for this. The baby bottles are in the frigde. I wonder did he eat. Come to find out she told my dad that she was going to one of her girlfriends house to chill and she would be back, only to find out her girlfriend called the house lookn for her ass. Thats when I got upset. Its not good to lie to my parents, its hell to pay especially when it comes to regaining trust. I have tried to be the mediator and cut her slack and let her adjust to her new enviornment but enough is enough. So today after work I have to prepare myself for this long drawn out conversation. Im going to hate to do this ,but I gotta let her have it 4real this time because you will not give me your ass to kiss. We took you in, clothed you, fed you and gave you money and you cant even follow simple rules....just becasuse she is 19 with a baby doesnt make her grown.

I'm getting annoyed typing this shit right now. What should I do people?, because obviously this girl dosen't believe shit stink....Whos Afraid of the big bad wolf?...because obviously this chick isnt.....!

My dad always told me if you wanna stay out late and be grown and not let anybody know were you at...DONT COME HOME, TAKE YO ASS BACK TO WERE YOU CAME FROM AND I'LL SEE YOU TOMOR. I really hope she gets her act together before its too late.



Until next time.......

"Can You Keep A Secret"

Can I trust you?
Can you keep things to yourself?
No matter what it is?
Would you ever betray my trust?

I'm faced with these issues and its hard for me to process them at times.
Why am I an outlet for people? Everybody just feels the need to tell me their business
Whether good or bad. I don't think I can handle the shit that comes my way.
I view people differently then others. I know deep dark secrets, I know what lies beaneth.
I wish I didnt know what I know. I wish I was in the dark like everybody else.
My heart and soul can't take it anymore. I feel like sometimes Im going to blow.
I don't want to be apart of the problem. I wanna be a part of the solution.
I'm not doing any good by harboring these secrets. Its eating me up inside.
At nite I cry. Asking GOD why? Sometimes you shouldnt go searching. I guess Its better to not know
Over time I'll get over it ,but it still remains that I know, to much and Im ashamed.
I value trust but I also value honesty.

Can I trust you?
Can you keep things to yourself?
No matter what it is?
Would you ever betray my trust?

These things that run through threw my mind. I wish I could go back and time.
I wish I could erase things from my mind. I wish I could just wave that magic wand.
I know what I know and I have to accept it. I was vowed to secretecy.
The saying goes whats done in the dark will come to the light. Im not ready to come out of hiding.
I like being in the dark were the light is dim. Im like a fuse ready to go out. Sometimes I feel used. I think I should start charging for my services. Shit I feel my time is worth it.
When theres nobody to turn too im always your go to. I try to keep a straight face.
I do my damnest to give advice. I try my hardest to not put up a fight. I said at nite I cry.
Asking GOD why? Sometimes you shouldn't go searching. I guess its better to not know. Overtime I'll get over it, but it still remains that I know, to much and im ashamed. I value trust but I also value honesty.

Can I trust you?
Can you keep things to yourself?
No matter what it is?
Would you ever betray my trust?

Can you keep a secret?


Until till next time..............

X

"Week/Weekend Wrap-up"

Hey people. Hows it going. Ya boy X just checking in to see whats good. I told you I was gone post about something we all are lacking in our lives but I eighty-sixed that idea. I didnt feel like getting all emotional and shit on my blog. You will never get that satisfaction lol. I was gone blog about being annoyed, but I not gone even go that route. So here it goes......

I guess ill just start by saying that my boy shawn and I along with our fellow bloggers have something coming up thats in the works , So be on the look out. We are going to put alot into this project and we hope that you enjoy what we are going to bring to the table. So pull up a chair an be entertained. Shawn is trying to get me to step out the box and be more creative and change my image which I am alledgedly portrayed to be " A Self Hating Homo....hilfucknlarious.

This weekend a couple of friends of mine are going to FIRE ISLAND and its my first time going. I hope this shit is poppn cuz Im already mad I have to drive far as hell to get to the dam place then hop my black ass on a ferry to get on the dam island. (Mind you carrying a dam cooler, beach shit, etc) Oh did I mention pay for parking, gas and its $15 just to ride the dam ferry, Hell this shit betta be worth it. All I wanna see is naked bodys. I heard this beach is suppose to be nude. Y'all know I love going to nudes beaches, Nothing like being in my birthday suit LOL. I perfer a nude beach anyday then going to a regular beach. I feel so confined to my dam clothes.

I should have my new sidekick on monday, remember I was telling y'all about my lil ordeal with t-moile in my last post. Yeah they finally received the package and I was sure as hell on the phone with them at 7am talkn to a sales rep explaining my sob story for the fuckn umpteenth time lol. Its almost time to leave work (12:30pm). I figured I'd get my blog on before I dipped off and carry on the rest of my day. I just wanna thank all who read my blog and comment. It's much appreciated.



Have A Good Weekend

Until Next Time............

X

"T.G.I.F"

Thanks for the comments. Much appreciated. Happy Friday People. I was gone post about something im lacking in my life today , Im pretty sure alot of us are feeling the same way, but i'll post it tuesday. I hope you enjoy the track I put up on my blog. It's my FRIDAY ANTHEM.

R-Kellys - Thanks God It Friday

I call my self ordering the new sidekick yesterday, Shawn suggested I get it so I went on T-mobiles website to order it. I completed the updgrade only to realize after I done already excepted the new 2 year aggreement thaat I selected the Sidekick Slide not the Sidekick 2008. I was pissed I immediately called Tmobile to make the change. They gave me this crazy excuse and told me they could cancel it but its not a gurantee that the phone still wouldnt ship. If it did I have to ship it back to them then, once they received it , then they can issue me the right phone. I was disgusted. She told me she couldn't done anything since the order hasnt been put through yet and told my black ass to call back tomorrow so they can do a system overide, dam losers. All I want is my dam sidekick and this time I'm putting insurance on this one. I've came to realize there screens aren't fall proof lol. I fell on that bitch 2 months ago and the screen was all types of broke lol. How I fell on it I will not say lol. I never have this problem with sprint. I think Tmobile has to go lol. I dont like there serviecs, but I love my TREO 750 lol, Its all about the touch screen baby lol.


Today I get off at 12:30 (Gotta love summer hours), just gone go home an chill till it's time to go out later on tonite.

Saturday, My people wanna have a picnic in the park, due to events in the city being canceled, then later on that night going to see Joe Buddens perform his new track Touch & Go (See link for track) at a chill spot I go to once in a while.

Sunday, probaly go to my boy Omar house have drinks and chill.

What are some of your weekend plans?

As Always ....Be safe and Im Out

X

"Take A Moment To Say....."

I think Im going to take a break from my so called best friend. He is very unmotivated, lazy, etc.... He needs to wake up and realize . You can't live comfortably collecting unemployment, You can't expect to borrow money when you don't have income coming in. I have learned to say NO lately and it bothers certain people, because the bank has closed. I don't care if its a dam dollar to get a dutch, I'm not frontin shit, point blank.

I'm taking a break from the little gay boys (I cant help it I like to fuck the lil skinny dudes with the bangn bodys they just too cute) ,but the younger they get the move clingy they are. I just dont see how you can be head over heels about someone, when you have only have known them for 2 weeks belive me I have had my share of youngns and I'm done with that shit. NO MORE BOOKBAG BOYS for me (Book Bag Boys is what me and my boy call the barely legal minors that are still in school, with the fat asses. All the phone calls and text messages are such a fuckn turn off and make me wanna change my dam number. No more virgins for me. I think I'll just stick to beating off everyday.

I'm still upset over the lost of my dog on sunday. I woke up at 430 AM took my dad to the airport. Came home went to sleep at 5. Woke up at around 11am to cut the grass. I knew my dog had probaly gotten into th garage as always. So I lifted up the garage an he shot out into the backyard. I asked him how the hell you keep getting inside the garage. (Sidenote: the dog house/kennel is connected to the garage.) He some how has an opening to get in and out ,still to be determined. I went into the house to get the key to put him back in the kennel. I was gone for maybe all of 2 minutes and I come back outside calling him..Rocky,Rocky,Rocky...He didnt come running , Im like all shit this nigga done got out the backyard again , but how. so my brother comes running outside like you know he got out 2 weeks ago, me an dad dont know how though, So we go looking for him. I walked down the block and saw a crowd of people on the corner. As Im walking up I asked someone did you see a black, grey and white Psyberian Huskie, He was like yeah It just got hit by a car. I ran across the street cursing like crazy, only to find my dog had been hit and was holding on to dear life as I saw him take his last breath ,it hurt my heart. I loved my dog he was only 3 yrs old in human years. The driver kept on going the people said. I cried, My mom was hysterical, We knew oneday he was going to get hit cuz he was a dam escape artist.

I guess my dog saved my life, Me, Shawn, Fuzzy, Omar, etc were suppose to go to Sandy Hook last sunday but it rained, we were running late still trying to get to the beach, hoping it wasn't raining down there when we got there, Due to me being in a bad state of mind I opted to not go and just chill in the house. The rest deceided to go to the movies and we got together at dave & dantes, only to find out a man from a neighboring town had been stuck by lightenig on the very beach we were suppose to got to. I guess things happen in mysterious ways. So thats why I say my dog saved my life. Even though I took a lost with my dog, God is not done with me yet.

As of late I haven't felt like blogging. My interest has kinda went out the window. Hopefully next week I'll feel different. I just had to take a moment to say....

Until Next Time......

X

"I feeeel Soooo Slow and Other Things"

Okay I'm so pissed right now. I mean I think my brain is on fuckn crack. Why did it take me so dam long to figure out this dam forward. I tried to replay it over an over in my head and I thought I had the correct answer. Okay heres the back story.

My boy texted me a forward and It says

Marys father has 5 daughters :
1. Nana
2. Nene
3. Nini
4. Nono

Whats the 5th daughters name? Text back to me what u think her name is....

SO my dumb ass thought about it and was like oh this is easy. The pattern is A,E,I,O,U so the 5th daughter name should be "Nunu". Only to get a text back saying "Nope...read it again...Lol", I reply back...."Look its too early for this. Wat is it lol." Hes says, "Your soooooo slow...lol... read it 1 more time b4 u give up."

So I read this shit 4 more dam times tryna think what the fuck this bitch name could be. Then finally I reread the dam thing slowly, Like I was on Hooked-on-phonics or some shit. M-a-r-y-s f-a-t-h-e-r h-a-s.......... "I was like OOOOHHHH MARY, OH SHIT I FEEL STUPID LMAO.

Then the bitch texts me another forward.

I just heard on the radio that some idiot is runnin down the street with shit stain underwear, Where the hell are you going???? To which I responded, FUCK YOU LOL

Who has the fuckn time to write these dam phone forwards. My moms sends me all the crazy shit. Like Popeye busting a nut and it jumps into Olive Oils pussy.. I was like Oh Shit ...What the fuck is going on in the world.

Moving on, Its friday and Im going to start putting up a Throwback song on my page to get me ready for the weekend or whatever come to mind. This week I chose Koffee Browns "After Party". This was my shit when it came out.

Sooooo yea...my sister is so fuckn ghetto. I checked her ass on it last weekend. Every female friend I bring around she be giving crazy looks too. I'm saying to myself, how the hell you only been out here (Suburbia) for 4 days and you already making enemies, thats not a good look. I hope she gets that shit together, cause ima snap on her ass If she dont come to her fuckn senses. She better keep that ghetto ass mentality in the dam projects.

My cousin is up from VA and we all are going to the beach this Saturday, all the cousins gone be rolling deep. I got my drink and my two step and my towel and my chair an Its on an poppn lol.

As always enjoy y'all weekend and do the dam thang.

X

"Friday"

Sup People its Friday....TGIF. I hope everybody had a good week. Mines was very intersesting. I'm getting ready to leave work at 12pm..Head to the barbershop and get my shit lookn sharp. Then off to my aunts graduation. Thenn the mall. We going to Marlos for the afterparty. So needless to say I have a long/nite weekend ahead of me.

My sis finally moved in my house for good yesterday. Say bye-bye to peace in quiet and privacy. My nephew is a handfull and i'm about tired of his lil ass whining and pickn his lil ass up lol. The toliet backed up in the basement due to a cracked line deep underground leading into the sewer. I had the pleasure of picking up the shit on tuesday nite/wednesday morning yay for me. lol. I was gone post the picks but didnt want to gross y'all asses out.

I put up a track on the right side of my page from the up an coming album from my man Craig Davids new CD its called "Smoothed Out". I can't stop listening to it. Its in my car on heavy rotation. Let me know what y'all think. As always GOD BLESS and BE SAFE!!!!!

Happy Friday People

"Happy 4th of July"

Whats good people. I wanna thank everyone for there input (possitive or negative) and advice regarding my previous post. I'm still working on my issues....it is what it is. I'm tired...stayed at shawns till 1 am last night and I had to be at my desk by 7am...while these bitches are still in the dam bed sleeping im slaving over a dam desk all day and I have to go to Planet Hollywood tonight in NYC for a female friends birthday dinner, she is like an older sister to me. Gotta dress grown and sexy tonight. Nothing really to say today but I will leave y'all with this. Have a blessed weekend and be safe. Don't drink to much, eat food and be happy LOL.

Happy Birthday Moni.....

X

Until Next time...................

Can You Please Tell Me WHY??!?!!!!

Why get married to the same sex? Why dress up in womans clothing? Why show public displays of affection? Why get mad when someone calls you out your name? Why Why Why?

I know some of you might be saying what does it matter to you, or to each is own, and so and so on. I ask WHY? Things have been this way for years. Now people all of a sudden..."It's our right" this that and the third. We all know the world is not ready for whats about to happen and then its going to be even more drama as the years go by.



I'm so tired of turning on the TV and hearing about fuckn California passed the law for same sex marriages....Who the fuck cares. Of course y'all know I'm against it...especially for those that want to get married in the church. Why?? WRONG.
It just puzzles the fuck outta me when I hear this. I be sitting there lookn at the TV, like look at these HOMOs. I mainly see the white people doing it..You dont see a brotha on TV walking out no fuckn city hall. Call me racist wateva I could care less. If I'm wit someone for years, I still wouldnt put no dam ring on another mans finger. It just dosent seem rite. I had a convo with my boy a couple of months ago. whom which is totally for getting married to a dude. I told him that its not normal an to which he responsed asking me what do you consier normal. I said not 2 men geting married. I told him a man is suppose to get married to a woman. I told him that he was suppose to be thinkn about marrying a woman not a man, and that he was to dam masculine for that. Overall he didnt like my views on the issue an was upset at me but we kewl now.

Can somebody please tell me...please...please tell me what makes a man want to put on womens clothes. Like what the hell do you get out of it. Everybody knows I dont like drags queens. I just can't be around it. It makes me uncomfortable. I mean to look at these ugly ass men. Face be black as shit and got the fuckn nerve to put on makeup. I mean come on seriously. Reallly?? How can you possibly think that by doing that is going to help yo manly looking ass in a dress/tight clothes/halter-top etc.... I mean they go to extreme measures to get titties and ass, fake pussy, start taking hormones to pump more estrogen into the tank thats all ready full of sugar LMAO. I was on BGC last week and this drag queen hit me up talking bout "whats good daddy"??/WTF?!! I'm like ewl lol. BLOCK IMEDIATELY LOL. No were on my profile did it say I'm looking for what ever IT was. They just luv hitting me up. If y'all feel im being mean then stop reading. Simple. What makes a man put on his first pair of heels...and parade around in them just puzzles the fuck outta me.

Ummmmm okay....I really don't know why gay males have to advertise that there gay when in public. Say a date for instance. Why must you stare into this dudes eyes...start holding hands over the table. Looking real deep in thought and shit. Ughhhh it drives me crazy. I recently heard someone saying but its there rite. Straight people do it too. Like I said I just can't get down with the whole kissing in public thing. If I'm wit shorty we do our thing behind closed doors. I mean not even in new york would you catch me walking in Times Square holding another dude hand even if I am in another state. I spoke on this issue with a friend of mines last week and it was nothing he could tell me that would make me see things his way. I just don't think its normal for two dudes to be out in public parading there gayness.I get mad when I see friends/associates do that around me. I usally make a comment to address the issue. Its not a good look. Why go out in the general public have them label you. Then You get mad when someone calls you out ya name then you wanna fight, but all this could have been avoided. Homosexualilty has been closeted for years now people are trying to bring it to the forefront and the world just doesnt seem ready. I happen to like the DL lifestyle and Im tired of all the dudes that are OUT trying to bring us outta hiding. Talking bout eventually your going to get tired of hiding it and you not going to care, I say BULLSHIT. I'm gone keep doing what I do. I don't see the need for my parents etc to know what I do in my personal life. I dont need them to okay what the fuck I do. May other people do. I'm just saying, basically trying to force society to except it. If everybodys philosophy was let him or her be with whoever they want then, how would we keep the circle of life going (babys), if everybody was fucking the same sex. Fuck the whole freezing sperm bullshit, How bout do it the old fashion way ughhh....im getting upset rite now lol .

I hope I didn't offend anyone. These are just random thoughts that have passed through my head over the past Minutes,Hours,Days,Months,Years. Maybe It was the way I was raised. Tough love should be instilled in all kids so that they dont grow up to be so fuckn soft. I hate when I see masculine "Looking" men being so gay. I know everybody has there moments but dam must you be so extra with it. A man is suppose to act like a man. I know some dudes that dont even know how to cut grass. Im like wat the fuck. The things i do around the house that are 2nd nature to me, other people think its a difficult task to complete. I mean dont get me wrong. Feminie dudes are cute to fuck lol. I tried talking to one on the strength of my friend telln me to see what up but NAHhhhhhh to much to worry about and I just couldnt deal. Sex was good though. This post stemed from Fuzzys post last week regarding the dude second guessing the DL dude. I didnt understand what was to think about. Like I said to each is own.

Until Next time.................

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I'm working on this right now. Check back later . I'm trying to get my thoughts together on this. I hope I don't offend anyone when I express my views on certain issues. In the mean time see this email below my fellow readers and please let your voice be heard. We are tomorrows leaders.

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Dear Friends,

Right now, Fox News is trying to paint Barack Obama as foreign, un-American, suspicious, and scary. They're trying to send Americans the message that our country's first viable Black candidate for President is not "one of us."

I've joined on to ColorOfChange.org's campaign to push back on Fox, publicly demanding they stop their race-baiting and fear mongering. If that doesn't work, then we'll go to their advertisers and the FCC. I wanted to invite you to sign on as well. It takes only a moment:

http://www.colorofchange.org/foxobama/?id=2162-426430

Here's what happened recently:

After Senator Obama won the nomination, he and his wife gave each other a "pound" in front of the cameras. Fox anchor E.D. Hill called the act of celebration a "terrorist fist jab." Then last week, a Fox News on-screen graphic referred to Michelle Obama as "Obama's baby mama"--slang used to describe the unmarried mother of a man's child. It was a clear attempt to associate the Obamas with negative cultural stereotypes about Black people, an insult not only to Michelle Obama but to women and Black people everywhere.

After each of the incidents mentioned, Fox issued some form of weak apology. But what does it mean when you slap someone in the face, apologize the next day, then slap them again on the third? It means the apology is meaningless.

These aren't one-time incidents--they're part of a pattern that continues no matter how often Fox is forced to apologize. Fox has a clear record of attacking and undermining Black institutions, Black leaders, and Black people in general.

If we don't push back now, we will see more of the same from now until November. Please join me in helping to bring an end to Fox's behavior.

http://www.colorofchange.org/foxobama/?id=2162-426430

Thanks.

Its.. What....I... Am....

Its thursday
Its early as hell in the morning
Its Not that hot outside right now
Its almost Friday (WHOO HOO)
Its almost 8:30 in the dam morning and im posting this shit
Its going to be another hot ass day.
Its cold as FUCK in my office.

What am I going to do this weekend
What am I doing for my Father on sunday
What should I eat for lunch
What the fuck are you going through in this post.(I know some of you are asking) LOL
What time will I leave work today
What do I think about the Obama and Hilary ticket

I think I should be single a lil bit longer
I think I should start a video blog of me doing my sexual antics
I think its what the people want
I dont consider myself gay.
I just like guys
I know know y'all like nigga you Gay lol
I love ass
I love ass and pussy and a side of dick on my tougne lol
I know some of y'all faces turn upside down reading that (puzzled are we lol)

Am I wrong for being a Hiporcrite
Am I wrong for conversing with a minor that just turned 17 in february (Ass so PHAT)
Am I wrong for wanting to fuck this minor, who by the way is a virgin
Am I not doing the same thing I was against my best friend doing
Am I wrong for sending picture mail of dick to an old friend who has a boyfriend
Am I wrong for getting my dick sucked after work (I think ima pass on it)
Am I really writing this shit on BLOGGER
Am I really a hoe or have hoe tendencies


These are just some of the many thoughts going on in my head right now. Feel free to comment or not. I know a lot of you read my blog but don't comment lol


Until next time..................

"3 Good Laughs"

Hey Peoples....I know my friends hate when I post forwards but I be at work cracking the fuck up when I get these shits. Im going to post 3 good ones and see If you get a kick out of it like I did lol.... Enjoy

"Horton Sees a Hoo"



In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University

On a hike through the bush, he came across ayoung bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking ofnothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events ofthat day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. Hewalked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

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"And So It Begins.....Preschool Prom"

(Ghetto fabulous at its best. I'm sorry this lil girl look like she could be Rhnianna lil sister. Her forehead is big ass fuck lol. Poor lil Darryl look so dam lost lol you be the judge. LMMFAO)



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"Curious"

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...




I hope you enjoyed cuz I dam sure ass hell did. LMBAO. I was going post about my addiction ,but i'll post on that next week. btw im not talkn about drugs lol. I do smoke weed though lol. Which should be fuckn legalized already lol Anyways.....

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"X's Thursday Update"

Whats good people. It was a short work week and Im loving it. Tomorrow is pay day and im going to the Sprint store to replace my TREO the dam thing keep crashing. They cost so dam much you would think they wouldnt have all the glitches that a dam computer has. lol. I can't wait for Sprint new Samsung "Instinct" to come out June 20th. I will definetly have one in my possession as soon as it drops. I have a screen shot below. Fuck the I-Phone this is what I want and it has an expandable SD slot and can handle up to a 8GB card. Yessirrr. This shit is FIREEEEEEEEEEE.



Memorial Day weekend. So I had a cookout monday family came over. We chilled and bugged out like always. The only thing different is I invited my sister best friend who happens to like me to the cookout she couldnt make it last minute so I said what the hell since ol'gurl cant make it I'll invite ol'gurl I went to the movies wit last friday. She cam over with her 10 month old daughter and her neice and when she came into th back yard all eyes were on her. My dad gave me a crazy look when he saw ol gurl wit the car seat lol. I had to reassure him that I didnt have any kids that I was hiding from him lol. All he could do was smile and greet shorty. The night went on. I couldnt really drink like I wanted to cause I had to take my nephew an sister home. So I had my lil ol cup of Grey Goose and Cranberry an sat on the deck entertaining my company.

I put myself on a budget ughhhh. I can only spend 200 dollars on bullshit and gas for the next 2 weeks. Im doing this so I can get my new car come september for the big 22. Dam It felt just like yesterday I turnt 21. Dam time sure as hell flew. Anyway I put a couple hundred away so far but I have people asking to borrow money and me with the heart of fucking gold just keep on lending it out, but I know god is going to reward me in some kinda mysterious way lol.

My ex-boyfriend got married and we actually have not messed around at all. I told him that I'm proud of him and I'm living my dreams threw him. I just can't see myself geting married no time soon and not so dam young...shit we the same dam age lol. I gave him all my well wishes and blessings. We are like the best of friends now. Despite him trying to mess around one last time the week before he got married, but I had to decline cause it would only make me feel uncomfortable knowning we could never be and he's only doing this cause this is the last time he will mess with a dude an he wanted it to be with me...blah blah blah. I just ignored his calls the entire week until the day of the wedding and told him why I didnt answer the phone and that I was doing him a favor by not fucking around 1 last time. He understood and thanked me.

I just got out of a luncheon with one of our top customers which is Ken's Foods the salad dressing people. We had a pretty interesting lunch conversation. It feels so good to be so young and around the table with a bunch of Salesmen and have people listen to you. Ahhhh I'm slowly but surely climbing the corporate ladder. I'm full now an I'm tired of typing so. I'll catch y'all on the flipside. Dam I just rememebered my lil bro going to the prom at 5 o'clock. This should be interesting ya'll know how the Showcase can be when you see all the ghetto fabulous outfits people wear to Prom. I might post pics.

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"Have My Cake An Eat It Too"

Okay y'all know I play both sides of the fence and today Im going on a date with this girl that I been knowing for a while now. I don't really find her that attractive but hey what the hell. Hopefully we will just be civilized people and just go to the movies and go out to eat and I can drop her ass off back home and go about my business. I really dont wanna wind up messing around with her. Cause y'all know I love to eat pussy. I swear it clears up my acne everytime I get a pimple. Anyway we gone go to an early showing to see the new Indiana Jones Movie.

So lately I've been driving my moms Mercedes and I seem to not want to drive my car more and more. maybe because my car is a 1997. Its in okay condition, clean, etc, etc but I want a new one but I don't want the car payments. I know y'all feeln me on this one lol. I'm tryna save money but you gotta aspend a lil to have nice things. I don't know If I can commit to paying a damn car note for like 4 years. Thats like being married to my dam car. I love the way my moms car drives, nice and smooth, sleek black leather interior, dam Im having an orgasism thinkn about it lol.

I felt some kinda way on tuesday, I was home in my bed bored, watchn Hells Kitchen by myself. I didnt like the feeling it was awkward. I recently made a deciscion that I'm wishing I never made. At least I was guaranteed 1 day out of the week now all I have is a memory. Dont know how long I can bare this bullshit , but I made my bed and now I have to lay in it. Dam .... I wanna say shit just cant get no worse, but I'd be lying.

Can y'all tell Im just rambling on an on right now lol.

I think im coming to ATL next month just to get outta Jersey for a week probaly visit my fellow blogger That Dude Right There while im in his neck of the woods. I have a lot of vacation time...shit I could take off for a month if I chose to but wateva. I need the perfect vacation me and my shorty taking a flight of our choice to were ever we want to go. We both live busy lives and need the mental rehabilitation. Stay at a resort all enclusive. I mean just live life to the fullest. But thats all a dream. I'm really starting to hate the single life. I mean I got niggas and chicks tryna hollern but there not what I want most want a relationship but they just are fuckn ugly. ( I know im not the cutest thing in the world but shit can I get sumbody that dont look like fuckn "Uncle festor from Addams family" or fuckn "Fran" from HBO's "The Corner"). I have my eye on one special dude but if that doesnt give way . I'll just settle for ol'gurl. But I know in my heart I wouldnt fully be into her. Only because my other half seems to overpower me and I end up cheating on her with a dude. Thats why my fellow bloggers i need to "Have My Cake And Eat It Too"

I went to reggies party last week and had mad fun. Thanks for the invite

Happy Belated Birthday to Reggie & Mike.

Dam I wish I was going to MIAMI this weekend but I made previous plans and its too late to book a dam flight...hotel...etc.

Until Next Time.............

"Very Irritated"

Soooo ummmm yeah i'm very fuckn annoyed today.

1. I'm annoyed cuz ummmm lets see, i'm at work for one.

2. I'm very annoyed...I'm still fuckn lonely. Are there any good men out there. I got gurls calln but dam what I want is a dude on my arm shit.

3. I'm very annoyed.....Why the fuck didn't I hit the lottery last night. I mean dam I play faithfully lol

4. Im very fuckn annoyed...because am "I" a fool for wanting to be with somebody that just wants to be friends. Only to stick around an get my heart broken into a thousand pieces. Why do I bother?

5. I'm so fuckn annoyed ....that my stomache deceides to do backflips as soon as I get to my dam desk. Dam "I-HOP" last nite (Sidenote: I don't do the public bathrooms for the #2 especially at work.)

6. I'm very fuckn annoyed.... that I havent had SEX in months (4). Once again me being a fool wanting to get involved with someone who just wants to be friends. I'm waiting for what? The don't call me promiscuous X for nothing. (I'm a born again hoe)

7. Here's the kicker....I'M SO SO SO FUCKN ANNOYED and pissed off that yesterday I jerked off not once but twice and I was shooting muthafuckn blanks. I mean no cum came out. I was like what the fuck??? I think my dick put me on strike. I mean I do beat my dick 3 to 4 times a day , but still im young dumb and full of cum. (Fuzzy I think you gave me something just to be spiteful lol)

8. I'm very annoyed ....at the fact that I already spent half of my reccesion check. What the fuck was I thinking.

9. I'm annoyed cuz half my reccesion check went to buying fuckn birthday/mothers day gifts for mom/dad/aunts. I mean them mutherfuckas raped my pockets.

10. I'm just a mad black man tryna makes some sense of this shit. I'm annoyed, I'm so fuckn annoyed....shit rite now i'm just very fuckn annoyed.

I really didn't feel like posting but since I been posting every week now I figure why stop even If I have my ass on my shoulders today.

Until next time.........

X